When “Old-School” Just Isn’t Old-School Enough – Key & Peele


♪ ♪ OOP, UH, PARDON ME. – HEY, PLAYER.
– HOW YOU DOING, MAN? – HEY, CAN I MAKE
A REQUEST? – FOR SURE, MAN.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? – HEY, MAN, HOOK A BROTHER
UP WITH SOME OLD SCHOOL. – OH, YEAH,
ALL RIGHT, WORD. OKAY, WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR–
BIGGIE, TUPAC? – BIGGIE, TUPAC? COME ON, MAN,
THAT’S TOO NEW. I’M TALKING
ABOUT THAT OLD SCHOOL, MAN. YOU KNOW
WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT. – I THOUGHT I DID, MAN.
WHAT, LIKE, UH, WU-TANG CLAN? – PSHH.
WU-TANG CLAN? COME ON, MAN,
THOSE FOOLS JUST CAME OUT. HOOK A BROTHER UP
WITH SOME OF THAT OLD SCHOOL. – OKAY, I DON’T KNOW WHAT
YOU LOOKING FOR, MAN. N.W.A.? – N.W.A.? COME ON, MAN, WHAT DO
I LOOK LIKE, A KID OUT THERE? TALKING ABOUT THE N.W.A.,
FO’ SHIZZLE, MY NIZZLE, KRIS KROSS, APPLESAUCE,
WHO’S THE BOSS?,
TONY DANZA AT A LOSS. I DON’T KNOW IT, ALL RIGHT? I’M TALKING
ABOUT THAT OLD SCHOOL. – OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT’S MY BAD,
OLD MAN, ALL RIGHT? WE GONNA TAKE IT BACK,
ALL RIGHT? I’M GONNA BUST OUT SOME RUN DMC
FOR YOU RIGHT NOW. – RUN DMC? [laughing] COME ON, MAN, I DON’T KNOW
ABOUT NONE OF THIS RUN DMC, WOULDN’T WANT TO BE A,
ONOMATOPOEIA, GRAB A DONKEY BY THE TOE,
GIVE HIM GONORRHEA. I DON’T KNOW IT,
ALL RIGHT? ALL I KNOW
IS SOME OLD SCHOOL. AND IF YOU CAN’T GIVE IT TO ME,
YOU CAN’T GIVE IT TO ME. – COME ON, MAN,
RUN DMC IS OLD SCHOOL. – AH… – WELL, CAN YOU NAME A GROUP? – YOU THE DJ MAN. I AIN’T TRYING TO TELL YOU
HOW TO DO YOUR JOB. – GRANDMASTER FLASH.
– OH, MAN, GRANDMASTER FLA– YOU SOUNDING LIKE
A KID YOURSELF, TALKING ABOUT
GRANDMASTER FLASH TO THE– [rapping gibberish] DON’T STOP THE BOOGIE TO THE
BANG BANG BOOGIE TO UPCHUCK– WHY PEOPLE TALKING
ABOUT UPCHUCK? – SUGAR HILL GANG. – BROTHER, HOW WE END UP
IN CANDYLAND? – YOU KNOW WHAT, MAN? IF YOU WANT SOME OLD SCHOOL,
THEN YOU COME BACK HERE AND FIND IT YOURSELF. I’M GOING ON BREAK. – ALL RIGHT, THEN, WELL,
GET MYSELF BACK HERE RIGHT HERE. SEE WHAT’S GOING ON
BACK HERE. WHAT WE GOT?
WHAT WE GOT? LET’S SEE–
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE,
NOPE, NOPE, NOPE, NOPE. AH, THERE,
NOW WE TALKING. [1920s jazz music] AH, YEAH. DADDY. – WHAT THE [bleep]
IS HAPPENING?

100 Comments

  1. The DJ isn't surprised about that record being in his collection. He probably carries it for special occasions. Hes surprised because hes shocked that they are jamming to some real old school and has confused by it.

    To clarify some of the comments about the DJ.

  2. Do you have any idea how long its been since ive seen this?

    This was the first key and peele skin i had ever seen and i couldnt find this clip anywere. This is like a gem now.

  3. Old School to me is KRS 1, Dougie Fresh, Slick Rick, Word of Mouth, MC Shan, The Real Roxann with Howie T, Whodini, UTFO, Ice T, Big Daddy Kane, EPMD. Just to name a few. Rap now days is pure sht.

  4. I told this DJ to play Wutang in lower Manhattan an he said he said he didn’t have it so I flipped him off..next thing u know, I’m banned wtf 🇮🇹

  5. Anybody else notice that when his throat catches when he says "upchuck", Key looses it, but the cut away? So hilarious 😂😂

  6. I've been djing for 19 years. theres been request to me for "hip hop" when I'm playing "A tribe called Quest" just shake my damn head…. lol

  7. There is some truth to that skit tho, a lot of old black folks be on that BS at the cookout (usually somebody ol broke down drunk uncle June Bug they only see once a year) and old white folks do love that corny old crusty dusty mayo and white bread dooWop.

  8. Not gonna lie, often times Key & Peele skits end on a whimper. The first 2/3 or so is the good part. But thr payout on on this one made me literally lol

  9. Took it so Old-Skool…. it was just called Skool! Haha….. hahah…. ha….. no!? No one!?….. just me huh…. f**k ya'll man!

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