It was a man cub! *baby coos* Had I’d known how deeply I was to be involved… I would’ve obeyed my first impulse and walked away. *baby coos* Then it occurred to me. A family of wolves I knew had been blessed with a litter of cubs. Surely they would take care of the man cub. *cries* Oh look children! Bagheera brought us a picnic basket for lunch! YAY!
WHAT?! NOooooOOOOOO! What have I done?! You’re unbelievable. They ATE the man cub! You gave a baby to a pack of hungry wolves? What did you think was gonna happen? They were supposed to raise him! Like Tarzan! I don’t know! Just NOT eat him! This is the jungle, baby! Only the strong survive. Bagheera! I heard you killed the man cub that I so much despised. Thanks for the assist. I did NOT assist. It was the wolves! Ehrmhmhm! What’s this poppy-cock I hear about panthers murdering small children?! I did NO such THING! It was the WOLVES! I do NOT want to be like you hoo hoo! Oooooh…. I’m gonna be sick! Wolves are carnivores I said those wolves are carnivores Forget about that baby and sleep tight Yeah Man I mean those wolves are carnivores I said those wolves are carnivores It’s mother natures circle of life! Goooo to sleeeeeeep. Goooo to sleeeeeeep. Hmm hmm hmm! That tickles! Hmmm? Your voice ssssounds oddly familiar. Hey! So does yours! Well… *smack smack smack* I’m afraid I’m going to have to digest you now. Oh bother!