High School Theatre Show with Emma Stone – SNL



>>> WELCOME, EVERYONE, TO
WOODBRIDGE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENT THEATER SHOWCASE.
>> WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY US, THE STUDENTS.
>> AND YES, IT IS VERY HARD FOR US TO BE UP HERE DOING THEATER
IN THIS CURRENT POLITICAL CLIMATE.
>> BUT NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE
SILENCED. SO WITHOUT FURTHER ADO PLEASE
ENJOY OUR SHOW. NOW MORE THAN EVER WE ARTISTS
CANNOT AND WILL NOT BE SILENCED. ♪♪♪
>> WE OPEN ON A VERY DARK DAY FOR THE WORLD.
OKAY, JEWS. LET'S GO!
>> MOMMY, DO WE HAVE TO? >> YES, HONEY, THAT'S THE RULES
OF THE HOLOCAUST. >> OKAY, MOMMY.
MOMMY, ONE MORE QUESTION. WHAT YEAR IS IT AGAIN?
>> HONEY, YOU KNOW WHAT YEAR IT IS.
IT'S 2017. >> SURPRISE!
♪♪♪ >> OH MY GOD.
>> I ALWAYS FORGET HOW BAD THESE ARE.
>> THAT ONE KIND OF MADE A GOOD POINT, THOUGH.
>> THEY CAN NEVER KNOW YOU SAID THAT.
♪♪♪ >> LOOK, LOOK!
IT'S KYLIE JENNER! CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN I GET A SELFIE? LOOK, LOOK, IT'S CHRIS
HEMSWORTH! CAN I GET A SELFIE?
CAN GET A SELFIE? >> LOOK, LOOK, IT'S — A
SCIENTIST. >> EH, NO THANKS.
WOW! ♪♪♪
>> THE PROGRAM SAYS TONIGHT'S PROCEEDS GO TO STANDING ROCK.
LET'S GET THOSE NATIVE AMERICANS THE PIPELINE THEY WANT.
>> YEAH, I DON'T THINK THEY KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING THERE.
>> ME HOW. MY WAY PEROT IN SHOE.
>> NAI SA NON PEROT MAI. >> PEROT.
HOW SHI. HOW SHI.
AND SCENE. >> EXCUSE ME, MA'AM.
COULD YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? >> UH, NO.
>> IS IT BECAUSE WE WERE SPEAKING MANDARIN?
>> YES. >> AND YOU ONLY KNOW ENGLISH?
>> YES. >> SAD!
♪♪♪ >> THAT WAS NOT MANDARIN.
I HEARD THEM SAY "DOG" IN SPANISH A FEW TIMES.
♪♪♪ >> YEP, YOU GUESSED IT.
I HAVE AIDS. I USED TO BE SAD ABOUT MY AIDS.
I DIDN'T WANT AIDS. AND MY AIDS MADE ME FEEL LESS
THAN. BUT NOW I DON'T LET MY AIDS
DEFINE ME. >> THIS ONE'S ACTUALLY NICE.
>> I'M OKAY WITH AIDS. I LOVE MY AIDS.
I'M GLAD I HAVE AIDS. AND I WISH EVERYONE IN THE WORLD
HAD AIDS TOO. BECAUSE — FRANKLY, AIDS ROCKS!
♪♪♪ >> THAT SORT OF BECAME
PRO-GETTING AIDS. >> YEAH.
SHE OVERSHOT THE RUNWAY AT THE END THERE.
♪♪♪ >> HEY, GUYS.
FOR THIS NEXT PART WE'RE GOING TO DO SOMETHING REALLY FUN.
WE'VE BEEN STUDYING IMPROV ALL SEMESTER, SO ALL WE NEED IS A
WORD AND WE'LL USE IT TO INFORM THIS NEXT SCENE.
>> BASKETBALL. >> OKAY.
BASKETBALL. HERE WE GO.
>> HONEY, WHY ARE YOU CRYING? >> A KID AT SCHOOL CALLED ME
A FAIRY. >> DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, IT'S
GREAT TO BE GAY. I LOVE YOU NO MATTER WHO YOU
ARE. >> THANKS, MOM.
THAT'S IMPORTANT FOR ME TO HEAR. >> OF COURSE.
NOW GO WASH UP FOR DINNER. >> WHAT ARE WE HAVING?
>> BASKETBALL. [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ >> THAT'S IT.
>> I PAID $1,000 FOR THAT IMPROV CLASS.
♪♪♪ [ LAUGHTER ]
>> HOW ABOUT FROM NOW ON LESS SHOOTING, MORE KISSING?
>> BLACK LIVES MATTER! [ LAUGHTER ]
♪♪♪ >> THAT WAS THEIR BLACK LIVES
MATTER SCENE? >> I'M PRETTY SURE THEY ALL JUST
WANTED TO KISS EACH OTHER AND THEN MADE IT ABOUT SOMETHING.
♪♪♪ >> THANK YOU.
THAT'S OUR SHOW. >> REMEMBER, GUYS, DON'T THROW
AWAY YOUR TICKETS. IF YOU SAVE THEM, YOU CAN FRAME
THEM. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

37 Comments

  1. I like that they made fun of the Democrats about their anti-Jew stance, it shows they are paying attention to Ilhan Omar and Rashida Tlaib and other prominent Democrats. This whole clip reminds me of conversations I overhear at university by naive students.

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